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  Dogs in field service

  by keyser soze in

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  2. friends

  the thread about angels in the ministry reminded me of this.

  there was a lot of rural territory in the congregation that i attended, which meant a lot of houses with dogs out running loose.

  some of these dogs were fairly vicious.

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  Wash your mouth out with soap

  by keyser soze in

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  did anyone ever have this done to them, literally?

  i thought it was only a figure of speech, until my mother did it to me for real.

  i think i was about 10 at the most, and i said the word "piss", which to my mother was the equvalent of the f-word.

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  Do JWs really believe the end is near?

  by keyser soze in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  or do they merely pay lip service to the idea?

  i have no doubt that some of them sincerely believe.

  but when i was a kid, growing up in the '80s, i didn't know of a single witness, myself included, who didn't believe the end was close.

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  A question for Christians

  by keyser soze in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  what is 2 pet.

  3:13 referring to when it speaks of a "new heavens and a new earth"?

  if the jws are wrong about the earth being transformed, than what is the new earth that peter speaks of?

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  Most overrated movies

  by keyser soze in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  i apologize in advance to those i may offend, but are some movies i've always thought were way overrated:.

  apocalypse now- a three-hour boat ride (four if you watch the director's cut) with occasional shooting.

  and what's the payoff?

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  Sex in the new order?

  by keyser soze in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  often times, at work, my mind will wander.

  just the other day, out of the blue, i began to recall a trip my family took down south, to visit my mom's relatives.

  i don't remember what instigated it, but my aunt, my dad, and my oldest brother got into a spirited debate about whether or not people would still have sex in the new order.. my dad, after rather awkwardly pointing out how much he enjoyed sex, said he didn't think it would be done away with completely, at least he hoped not.

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  Mary Poppins was satanic!

  by keyser soze in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in their condemnation of entertainment that contains witchcraft or sorcery, most witnesses i know seem willing to give mary poppins a free pass.

  no human should be able to do the things that she did.

  since she wasn't a worshipper of jehovah, the only explanation for her special powers is that they came from demons.

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  Insects on the ark?

  by keyser soze in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  some people in my brother's and sister-in-law's cong are putting on a play about noah's ark, and want all the children in the hall to participate, including my nieces and nephew.

  they're really going all out with this, costumes, face paint, etc.

  i see a tony award in the future!

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  Why is god so angry?

  by keyser soze in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in reading the scriptures, it is clear that god has some serious anger issues, not to mention insecurities.

  how does he deal with anyone who displeases him in the old testament?

  he not only kills them, but their children, and their children's children.

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  JWs and Chaperones

  by keyser soze in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so here's the story.

  my brother invited me over to his place, just to hang out, watch movies, etc.

  he was supposed to work until 4, so i should come by anytime after that.

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